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Thursday, January 24, 2008
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Myspace
Back in Boone and snow already.
Since I magically have a new blog, I decided to finally kill my myspace page because it is hideously NSFW and no one visits it anyway. I only used it for a quote dump anyway. Here is a sample of what I am killing:
iamkewi: This better be important because i am interrupting writting a paper to talk to you
ParrotPanic: I decided to join Liar's Anonymous
iamkewi: y
ParrotPanic: Because I am a compulsive liar.
iamkewi: since when
ParrotPanic: I've always been a compulsive liar, Keza.
iamkewi: do you lie to me and the family
ParrotPanic: All the time!
ParrotPanic: In fact, I'm lying to you right now.
ParrotPanic: Tool.
iamkewi: don't waste my time kris
ParrotPanic: There is no such thing as Liar's Anonymous, holy crap you are gullible.
ParrotPanic: you were mind controlled and dropped a grenade in the skyranger
ParrotPanic: jackass
omgbanana: I do what I can.
omgbanana: There's no I in team.
ParrotPanic: There is no team at all you blew it up!
iamkewi: you didn't send her a card
iamkewi: your a bad son
ParrotPanic: keza you know damn well i haven't conquered the US postal system yet
iamkewi: excuses excuses
ParrotPanic: Addresses and stamps and envelopes...man...
ParrotPanic: dont care
ParrotPanic: still looks cool
ParrotPanic: your argument is blown to bits by the fact that they look cool
stumpalitious3: I swear to god if you ever had to fend for yourself, you'd die because you'd choose whatever "looks cool"
ParrotPanic: at least i would die looking cool
ParrotPanic: i just combed my hair with a fork and accidentally stabbed the back of my neck
Nairume: ...
Nairume: Why?
ParrotPanic: i never did it before
ParrotPanic: i wanted to see what would happen
Nairume: ...
Nairume: Why?
ParrotPanic: I have an IQ above 150 i dont have to explain myself to you!
Nairume: Well so do I, but that doesn't mean I shot myself in the foot because "I wanted to see what would happen"
SpikedMolotov: hi
ParrotPanic: omfg get some new lines you one trick horse, this "hi" thing isn't gonna impress anyone
ParrotPanic: why are you so greedy!?
SpikedMolotov: because i need the monies
SpikedMolotov: my sexy ass just isnt bringing it in like it used to
ParrotPanic: what, there isnt a strip bar near campus? :P
SpikedMolotov: .... i'll have you killed snyder
ParrotPanic: you dont have enough money to hire anyone.
ParrotPanic: question
ParrotPanic: Resident Director person
RDLaura06: yes?
ParrotPanic: if my roomate moved out
ParrotPanic: do i get the room to myself?
RDLaura06: not necessarily
RDLaura06: you can either buy out the room, which means you have to pay twice what you are paying now
ParrotPanic: what.
RDLaura06: or a roommate can be assigned to you at any time
ParrotPanic: your shitting me, if i dont get a roomate, i have to buy the room?
RDLaura06: no, but if you don't, you could be assigned a roommate
ParrotPanic: wait so if i do nothing nothing changes?
RDLaura06: what do you mean?
ParrotPanic: well if i sit around and not buy the room, will a roomate someday show up at my doorstep?
ParrotPanic : is that what your saying?
RDLaura06: possibly
RDLaura06: if it is necessary for us to assign someone to your room
ParrotPanic: so if i dont do anything, i dont suffer any kind of penalty?
RDLaura06: that could potentially happen
RDLaura06: no
ParrotPanic: so i dont have to do anything.
RDLaura06: no
ParrotPanic: this late in the semester what are the odds of me actually getting a roomate?
RDLaura06: it's possible, people have roommate conflicts and move every day
ParrotPanic: really.
ParrotPanic: so what your saying is
ParrotPanic: until then....
ParrotPanic: its....naked time?
RDLaura06: if that's your perogative
ParrotPanic: God Bless Appalachian State University
ParrotPanic: hmm
ParrotPanic: would i get any kind of heads up if i were to get a new roomate?
ParrotPanic: enough heads up to put on a pair of pants?
RDLaura06: it depends
RDLaura06: on whether there is an emergency or not
RDLaura06: sometimes moving people takes days
RDLaura06: sometimes it only takes a few hours
ParrotPanic: well if im not wearing pants, its obviously an emergency for the new roomate
RDLaura06: clearly
ParrotPanic: a clear and present danger.
ParrotPanic: lets 23 skiddoo and cut a rug with some hep cats
stumpalitious3: heppetitis!
ParrotPanic: ....what?
Here is one quote that characterizes the struggles I am having while self-censoring my own quotes:
Nairume: If you took all the inappropriateness out of the quotes
Nairume: You'd just be left with "The" "he" "she" and "it"
Nairume: And even then, only "The" would remain completely safe
Nairume: It's a whole new level of inappropriateness
Nairume: And I fuckin' salute you for it
Nairume: Seriously, I'm saluting you on the other side of the internet
ParrotPanic: I'm naked on this end.
You know, honestly, I don't know if its worth to effort to make this thing SFW
Since I magically have a new blog, I decided to finally kill my myspace page because it is hideously NSFW and no one visits it anyway. I only used it for a quote dump anyway. Here is a sample of what I am killing:
iamkewi: This better be important because i am interrupting writting a paper to talk to you
ParrotPanic: I decided to join Liar's Anonymous
iamkewi: y
ParrotPanic: Because I am a compulsive liar.
iamkewi: since when
ParrotPanic: I've always been a compulsive liar, Keza.
iamkewi: do you lie to me and the family
ParrotPanic: All the time!
ParrotPanic: In fact, I'm lying to you right now.
ParrotPanic: Tool.
iamkewi: don't waste my time kris
ParrotPanic: There is no such thing as Liar's Anonymous, holy crap you are gullible.
ParrotPanic: you were mind controlled and dropped a grenade in the skyranger
ParrotPanic: jackass
omgbanana: I do what I can.
omgbanana: There's no I in team.
ParrotPanic: There is no team at all you blew it up!
iamkewi: you didn't send her a card
iamkewi: your a bad son
ParrotPanic: keza you know damn well i haven't conquered the US postal system yet
iamkewi: excuses excuses
ParrotPanic: Addresses and stamps and envelopes...man...
ParrotPanic: dont care
ParrotPanic: still looks cool
ParrotPanic: your argument is blown to bits by the fact that they look cool
stumpalitious3: I swear to god if you ever had to fend for yourself, you'd die because you'd choose whatever "looks cool"
ParrotPanic: at least i would die looking cool
ParrotPanic: i just combed my hair with a fork and accidentally stabbed the back of my neck
Nairume: ...
Nairume: Why?
ParrotPanic: i never did it before
ParrotPanic: i wanted to see what would happen
Nairume: ...
Nairume: Why?
ParrotPanic: I have an IQ above 150 i dont have to explain myself to you!
Nairume: Well so do I, but that doesn't mean I shot myself in the foot because "I wanted to see what would happen"
SpikedMolotov: hi
ParrotPanic: omfg get some new lines you one trick horse, this "hi" thing isn't gonna impress anyone
ParrotPanic: why are you so greedy!?
SpikedMolotov: because i need the monies
SpikedMolotov: my sexy ass just isnt bringing it in like it used to
ParrotPanic: what, there isnt a strip bar near campus? :P
SpikedMolotov: .... i'll have you killed snyder
ParrotPanic: you dont have enough money to hire anyone.
ParrotPanic: question
ParrotPanic: Resident Director person
RDLaura06: yes?
ParrotPanic: if my roomate moved out
ParrotPanic: do i get the room to myself?
RDLaura06: not necessarily
RDLaura06: you can either buy out the room, which means you have to pay twice what you are paying now
ParrotPanic: what.
RDLaura06: or a roommate can be assigned to you at any time
ParrotPanic: your shitting me, if i dont get a roomate, i have to buy the room?
RDLaura06: no, but if you don't, you could be assigned a roommate
ParrotPanic: wait so if i do nothing nothing changes?
RDLaura06: what do you mean?
ParrotPanic: well if i sit around and not buy the room, will a roomate someday show up at my doorstep?
ParrotPanic : is that what your saying?
RDLaura06: possibly
RDLaura06: if it is necessary for us to assign someone to your room
ParrotPanic: so if i dont do anything, i dont suffer any kind of penalty?
RDLaura06: that could potentially happen
RDLaura06: no
ParrotPanic: so i dont have to do anything.
RDLaura06: no
ParrotPanic: this late in the semester what are the odds of me actually getting a roomate?
RDLaura06: it's possible, people have roommate conflicts and move every day
ParrotPanic: really.
ParrotPanic: so what your saying is
ParrotPanic: until then....
ParrotPanic: its....naked time?
RDLaura06: if that's your perogative
ParrotPanic: God Bless Appalachian State University
ParrotPanic: hmm
ParrotPanic: would i get any kind of heads up if i were to get a new roomate?
ParrotPanic: enough heads up to put on a pair of pants?
RDLaura06: it depends
RDLaura06: on whether there is an emergency or not
RDLaura06: sometimes moving people takes days
RDLaura06: sometimes it only takes a few hours
ParrotPanic: well if im not wearing pants, its obviously an emergency for the new roomate
RDLaura06: clearly
ParrotPanic: a clear and present danger.
ParrotPanic: lets 23 skiddoo and cut a rug with some hep cats
stumpalitious3: heppetitis!
ParrotPanic: ....what?
Here is one quote that characterizes the struggles I am having while self-censoring my own quotes:
Nairume: If you took all the inappropriateness out of the quotes
Nairume: You'd just be left with "The" "he" "she" and "it"
Nairume: And even then, only "The" would remain completely safe
Nairume: It's a whole new level of inappropriateness
Nairume: And I fuckin' salute you for it
Nairume: Seriously, I'm saluting you on the other side of the internet
ParrotPanic: I'm naked on this end.
You know, honestly, I don't know if its worth to effort to make this thing SFW
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